i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
I haven’t seen Catching Fire yet, but Katniss’ outfits look great.
i was pretty unimpressed by the costumes in the first hunger games movie, but they REEEEEALLY stepped it up for catching fire. on all fronts, TBH. that movie was incredible.
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in